Here are some funny birthday wishes & messages you can send to wish your friends a happy birthday.
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Best Friend
- Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just one year closer to death.
- Congratulations! You get something REALLY BIG for your birthday this year …Your New Age!
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| Funny Birthday Wishes |
- To the nation’s best kept secret; How old you really are.
- Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is for you to breathe.
- Birthdays can be beneficial for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most, live the longest!
- Money is tight and times are hard so here’s your friggin birthday card.
- It is better to be over the hill than to be buried under it.
- You’re only as old as you act.
- We know that we are getting too old when the only thing that we want for our birthdays is not to be reminded of them.
- Happy Birthday on this very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.
- I don’t believe today is your birthday… you don’t look any older than you did yesterday.
- I don’t think we can fit that many candles on your cake… is it ok if we just light the whole thing on fire?
- Forget the past, because you cant change it. Forget the present, because I didn’t get you one!
- I was about to mail you a birthday card. Thank heavens the internet came back on! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
- Happy 24 hours of constant Facebook notifications!
- Your birthdays have not made you old! …It was the other 364 days a year that did that.
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